Dolla Thug Says #2



PROBLEM: If you are up at the crack of dawn about to purchase that [PRODUCT that’s only sold between the hours of 3am and 7am] that you’ve just GOT to have NOW – or else you’ll miss out on the FREE napkins??

SOLUTION: Dolla Thug says, “Put the phone down and go to sleep!!!  You’ll thank me in the morning!”

Courtesy of http://citythatbreeds.com/blog

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Introducing "Dolla Thug Says"



I’d like to introduce you to a new section of my blog…called “Dolla Thug Says”…now that I think about it, it’s kind of like Suze Orman’s “Can I Afford it?” except Dolla Thug’s answer is always “NO – you have been declined, now use that money for something worthwhile!!”

And by the way, my friends & family practically write this section for me!!  Here’s a real life example below:

Courtesy of www.kittyhell.com

PROBLEM: If you find yourself looking at a toaster with a price tag of $89.99??…

SOLUTION: Dolla Thug says, “It better come with a year’s supply of stale bread and free limo service.  Now take your @$$ out of crate & barrel and get to Target!  You can definitely find a decent toaster to heat some Pop Tarts up for <$9.99 somewhere else!

Do you have any ideas for the “Dolla Thug Says” section? Email ideas to dollathug@dollathug.com!

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